Wanna make a bet on how many times someone says something with “paradise” in it?

Meet the cast I mean real people looking for love

• Clare, Juan Paublo’s Season
• Marcus, Andi’s Season
• Sarah, Sean’s Season
• Marquel, Andi’s Season
• Daniella, Sean’s Season
• Graham, DeAnna’s Season
• Lacy, Juan Paublo’s Season
• Ben S., Desiree’s Season
• Michelle K., Jake’s Season
• Robert, Desiree’s Season
• Dylan, Andi’s Season
• Elise, Juan Paublo’s Season
• AshLee, Sean’s Season

Late Arrivals

• Michelle M., Brad’s Season

Daniella says, “Maybe I’m just in delusional.” Maybe you’re just drunk.

There are more men this episode than women because this is the Bachelor franchise and all we want at the end of the day is true love.

How this show works: They get to pick who they go on dates with, kind of. At the end of the week each guy will pick a girl and the odd girl out goes home. Next week a new girl will be brought in and the girls will each pick a guy and the odd guy out will go home. Repeat until they either decide to start voting couples out or they end with the remaining couples as winners by default.

Basically each week most every contestant will find out that they are not their favorite’s favorite. There will be lies and manipulation and tears. And there is no shortage of alcohol. Continue reading →