Movie Review: Magic Mike XXL (2015)

Don’t judge me for going to see the stripper movie. I read romance novels in public. I judge myself so much that I’m immune once I face the public.

And I kind of wish this movie was just two hours of hot guys stripping. “Go see an actual show,” you may say. No. I don’t do social things. I don’t have friends to do that with. I draw the line Continue reading

Movie Review: American Ultra (2015)

Why in the world did I think I would like this move? What did I think I would uncover to make this movie my type of movie? I have heard this movie is for people who like action movie and Pineapple Express. I don’t like either of those things. It has Kristen Stewart in it. I don’t like her. It has Jesse Eisenberg in it. Oh, that’s why.

I have an odd attraction to the guy. Or, at least I thought I did. I enjoyed Jesse Continue reading

Movie Review: Fantastic Four (2015)

The movie wasn’t a fantastic bore but it should have been. It did pretty much nothing to save itself from the terrible pun I wish I could throw at it. And I am not saying the movie was good. It wasn’t. It really wasn’t. I can’t even really tell you why it wasn’t but I will surely try.

I think what makes me hesitant to disparage this movie was the characters.

It wasn’t the acting. The acting wasn’t bad. It just was Continue reading

Movie Review: Ant-Man (2015)

Have you heard this opinion about Ant-Man? “Marvel is full of their inability to do wrong because they made the Guardians as loved, and financially successful, as the Avengers so they think they can just pick any superhero they can get rights to and the audience will fill the seats like good little sheep.” Well, that’s what I was thinking when I paid to sit through this movie.

I was like, there is no way this will be worth my time. Continue reading

Movie Review: Trainwreck (2015)

This movie is a little bit better than you would expect it to be. Not that you should have had low expectations because…well because Amy Schumer. I’m not going to lie to you, this movie is not for everyone and it is not a stellar standout and I probably won’t survive in my mind through the next season, but I’m glad I saw it anyway.

The acting was okay. It was Continue reading