Movie Review: Equals (2015)

How come when I was telling everyone silently in my head through telekinesis that I needed more young pre-final form Beast from X-Men in my life nobody reminded me that IMDB existed and that he was in multiple other movies including this one that came out after I had already forgotten how my type he was? Y’all let me down big time.

This was a solid movie that was tightly written, made me revise my guesses multiple times, and was *through gritted teeth* well cast. You heard me. This futuristic romance of two lovers fighting against…rationalism? efficiency? my dream future utopia? manage the impossible. No, not topple a well-run groupthink best case scenario postapocalyptic societal structure, let’s be reasonable about what two cogs can do. They actually make me care about Kristen Stewart’s character’s feelings. Continue reading

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Movie Review: American Ultra

Why in the world did I think I would like this move? What did I think I would uncover to make this movie my type of movie? I have heard this movie is for people who like action movie and Pineapple Express. I don’t like either of those things. It has Kristen Stewart in it. I don’t like her. It has Jesse Eisenberg in it. Oh, that’s why.

I have an odd attraction to the guy. Or, at least I thought I did. I enjoyed Jesse Continue reading