We are doing a good job doing justice to movies from my childhood with these super late sequels. This, Dory, Toy Story 3, good job guys. Just, like, maybe we didn’t need to make the animated boy friend different looking and still not attractive. If you’re gonna do that just give her a new love interest. Continue reading
Month: January 2019
Movie Review: Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
The only good thing this movie did was explain how you could do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. Continue reading
Movie Review: Tag (2018)
Okay, I know this movie got some flack because it was a story told instead of something more worthwhile. That doesn’t mean that a movie about grown men playing tag doesn’t fill a nice hole in my watching need for something light and nonsensical.
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Movie Review: Widows (2018)
Like Ocean’s 8 except with a stronger rationale for why everyone was together. Continue reading
Movie Review: Ocean’s Eight (2018)
This is the first Ocean’s movie I’ve ever seen and it’s good enough that it almost makes me want to watch the others but then I remember there are so many other movies in the world and I don’t need to watch “group of men do an action thing with maybe token woman 47” because I’ve seen heist movies and I’m meh on them.
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Movie Review: The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)
As beautiful and heartless as an ice queen, this movie will be on nobody’s tradition list. Continue reading
