Month: January 2015

Episode Review: Bachelor, Season Chris, Episode 1

It’s baaaaaack! And so is my color commentary. Buckle in and get ready for a boot tootin craaaazy ride. It’s time for “Prince Farming” (their nickname not mine, mine was potato) to find true love…bawhahahahaha. At least we are promised scandal and girls selling their souls to create drama and intrigue. After all, who doesn’t want the farming boy worth way more than all the farmers I’ve ever met pooled together?

Blah blah blah old cast members blah true love blah meet the girls blah blah hints of crazy. Some of the intros were so awful and sappy and cringey.

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Movie Review: The Imitation Game (2014)

This, my fellow humans, is the best movie I’ve seen all year. If you read no further I at least wanted you to know that.

I’ve liked some parts about a lot of movies this year but this is honestly one of the only movies that I can call the whole package. Continue reading →

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Movie Review: Into the Woods (2014)

This is a decent movie version of a decent musical. This is in no way an amazing movie for the whole family or for a general audience.

The pacing was that of a musical. Lots of exposition that felt a little too drawn out for a average audience. Vocalization of plot elements that were obvious from the scenery. A narrator. But it’s a musical so what can you do. I won’t go into my likes and dislikes about the story. Continue reading →

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