In case you missed 2014 or just want to know what to look for on Netflix in the coming months I will rank all the movies I saw this year for you. Continue reading
Movie Review: Unbroken (2014)
This is the story of a man who makes you feel ashamed for taking two trips because the groceries were heavy, a man who makes you feel bad that you do not particularly like talking to your aunt, a man who is without a doubt a better person than you. Or at least me.
This movie felt like one big good moment. They did a good job building something and then keeping it consistent. The script balanced powerful lines, hero moments, and comedy well. Continue reading
Episode Review: Bachelor, Season Chris, Episode 1
It’s baaaaaack! And so is my color commentary. Buckle in and get ready for a boot tootin craaaazy ride. It’s time for “Prince Farming” (their nickname not mine, mine was potato) to find true love…bawhahahahaha. At least we are promised scandal and girls selling their souls to create drama and intrigue. After all, who doesn’t want the farming boy worth way more than all the farmers I’ve ever met pooled together?
Blah blah blah old cast members blah true love blah meet the girls blah blah hints of crazy. Some of the intros were so awful and sappy and cringey.
Open on Chris. Continue reading
Movie Review: The Imitation Game (2014)
This, my fellow humans, is the best movie I’ve seen all year. If you read no further I at least wanted you to know that.
I’ve liked some parts about a lot of movies this year but this is honestly one of the only movies that I can call the whole package. Continue reading
Movie Review: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)
This will be a short review but I saw it so I will review it. Continue reading
Under the Dark Moon 