Ah, the good ol Marvel setting the groundwork with a bland movie so we know who they are and why they are a thing when they bring them in for the next big Avengers film. At least she didn’t fight a Greek god who looks like a lame uncle. Seriously, if he was going to be boring and poorly acted why not just make him hot? I digress. Continue reading
By the time I finish writing this you’ll probably know that a PG-13 version of this is coming out. I have no opinion on this. Not ‘no opinion’ like I am withholding it. Literally ‘no opinion’. Have at it. Or don’t. Now go away (to the next paragraph of this review, obvi).
Almost too much of a good thing? Like a clips episode done right but it’s still a clips episode. Continue reading
Have you heard this opinion about Ant-Man? “Marvel is full of their inability to do wrong because they made the Guardians as loved, and financially successful, as the Avengers so they think they can just pick any superhero they can get rights to and the audience will fill the seats like good little sheep.” Well, that’s what I was thinking when I paid to sit through this movie.
I was like, there is no way this will be worth my time. Continue reading