This is the first Ocean’s movie I’ve ever seen and it’s good enough that it almost makes me want to watch the others but then I remember there are so many other movies in the world and I don’t need to watch “group of men do an action thing with maybe token woman 47” because I’ve seen heist movies and I’m meh on them.
As beautiful and heartless as an ice queen, this movie will be on nobody’s tradition list. Continue reading
I don’t think I have a handle on who Tommy Dewey is as an actor but he’s cute and does a good job so I was happy when the movie panned around the cast and he was there at the table. He feels like Nicholas Hoult but like, a discount Nicholas Hoult but over time you slowly decide that maybe you’re a Tommy person after all.
I actually bought the soundtrack version of that one song in the movie and I still jam out to it occasionally.
I did not have lofty expectations for this movie…or something. I don’t know people. Not everything I write’s gonna be gold. I’m burnt. Let’s just get to it then, shall we?
By the time I finish writing this you’ll probably know that a PG-13 version of this is coming out. I have no opinion on this. Not ‘no opinion’ like I am withholding it. Literally ‘no opinion’. Have at it. Or don’t. Now go away (to the next paragraph of this review, obvi).