By the time I finish writing this you’ll probably know that a PG-13 version of this is coming out. I have no opinion on this. Not ‘no opinion’ like I am withholding it. Literally ‘no opinion’. Have at it. Or don’t. Now go away (to the next paragraph of this review, obvi).
Movies
Movie Review: Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Almost too much of a good thing? Like a clips episode done right but it’s still a clips episode. Continue reading
Movie Review: Not Another Happy Ending (2013)
The only thing better than a cheesy romance is a cheesy romance with sexy accents. Continue reading
Movie Review: Chappaquiddick (2017)
The movie Chappaquiddick is not about the following: chapped lips, ducks, a wizard’s sport, a memory device to make sure you have chaps on when dressing up like a cowboy, what a Chappaquiddick is.
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Movie Review: Blockers (2018)
This movie was better than I had expected so I can’t really make a joke about “blocking it from my memory”. Continue reading
Under the Dark Moon 