Movie Review: American Ultra (2015)

Why in the world did I think I would like this move? What did I think I would uncover to make this movie my type of movie? I have heard this movie is for people who like action movie and Pineapple Express. I don’t like either of those things. It has Kristen Stewart in it. I don’t like her. It has Jesse Eisenberg in it. Oh, that’s why.

I have an odd attraction to the guy. Or, at least I thought I did. I enjoyed Jesse Continue reading

Movie Review: Fantastic Four (2015)

The movie wasn’t a fantastic bore but it should have been. It did pretty much nothing to save itself from the terrible pun I wish I could throw at it. And I am not saying the movie was good. It wasn’t. It really wasn’t. I can’t even really tell you why it wasn’t but I will surely try.

I think what makes me hesitant to disparage this movie was the characters.

It wasn’t the acting. The acting wasn’t bad. It just was Continue reading

Movie Review: Ant-Man (2015)

Have you heard this opinion about Ant-Man? “Marvel is full of their inability to do wrong because they made the Guardians as loved, and financially successful, as the Avengers so they think they can just pick any superhero they can get rights to and the audience will fill the seats like good little sheep.” Well, that’s what I was thinking when I paid to sit through this movie.

I was like, there is no way this will be worth my time. Continue reading

Movie Review: Trainwreck (2015)

This movie is a little bit better than you would expect it to be. Not that you should have had low expectations because…well because Amy Schumer. I’m not going to lie to you, this movie is not for everyone and it is not a stellar standout and I probably won’t survive in my mind through the next season, but I’m glad I saw it anyway.

The acting was okay. It was Continue reading

Movie Review: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

Oh man, guys. If you know me you know that I can forgive a movie a lot of things if it has sexy men in it and this movie has two stunners. And on top of that, this movie doesn’t need to be forgiven for anything. I thoroughly enjoyed this movie both for the eye candy and the actual video. Now, I’m assuming this is based on an old series or something but I’m just going to go off of the movie since I have no first-hand knowledge of any source material. The movie is good enough to not need a viewer to have previous exposure.

The supporting cast was adequate if not terribly memorable and the main three characters Continue reading