This felt like a black box theater play that made a successful jump to an art film. And it also had Alec Baldwin in it.
Movie Review: The Hummingbird Project (2018)
Jesse Eisenberg plays a smart, ambitious, socially stunted man with a goal he wants to achieve. Will people around him suffer because of his actions? Yes, probably. It’s a Jesse Eisenberg movie. Continue reading
Movie Review: Captain Marvel (2019)
Ah, the good ol Marvel setting the groundwork with a bland movie so we know who they are and why they are a thing when they bring them in for the next big Avengers film. At least she didn’t fight a Greek god who looks like a lame uncle. Seriously, if he was going to be boring and poorly acted why not just make him hot? I digress. Continue reading
Movie Review: Christopher Robin (2018)
Okay. Yeah. Sure. I don’t feel bad for my childhood stuffed animals that I gave away to Goodwill. I’m not traumatized a little bit. Continue reading
Movie Review: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
Love finds a way but sometimes maybe it would be better if it didn’t even try to. Continue reading
