Ah, the good ol Marvel setting the groundwork with a bland movie so we know who they are and why they are a thing when they bring them in for the next big Avengers film. At least she didn’t fight a Greek god who looks like a lame uncle. Seriously, if he was going to be boring and poorly acted why not just make him hot? I digress. Continue reading
Movie Review: Christopher Robin (2018)
Okay. Yeah. Sure. I don’t feel bad for my childhood stuffed animals that I gave away to Goodwill. I’m not traumatized a little bit. Continue reading
Movie Review: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
Love finds a way but sometimes maybe it would be better if it didn’t even try to. Continue reading
Movie Review: Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
Guys, I may have let the soundtrack of the first movie trick me into thinking I actually liked the movie itself….. Continue reading
Movie Review: Incredibles 2 (2018)
We are doing a good job doing justice to movies from my childhood with these super late sequels. This, Dory, Toy Story 3, good job guys. Just, like, maybe we didn’t need to make the animated boy friend different looking and still not attractive. If you’re gonna do that just give her a new love interest. Continue reading
Movie Review: Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
The only good thing this movie did was explain how you could do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. Continue reading
Movie Review: Tag (2018)
Okay, I know this movie got some flack because it was a story told instead of something more worthwhile. That doesn’t mean that a movie about grown men playing tag doesn’t fill a nice hole in my watching need for something light and nonsensical.
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